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    How to read those Escort Ads -- An Update...

    Have you ever wondered... what all of those acronyms in the Escorts Ads REALLY mean?

    Try this list on for size...


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    A-Level
    AAMP
    ABC
    ABJ
    Agency
    AMP
    Analingus
    Asian
    Asian Cowgirl
    ASP
    ATF
    ATM
    Attempts
    Aunt Flo
    B&S
    Babyback
    Balloons
    BB
    BJ
    BBBJ
    BBBJTC
    BBBJTCIM
    BBBJTCNQNS
    BBBJTCWS
    BBBJWF
    BBFS
    BBW
    BCD
    BDSM
    BF
    BFE
    BS
    Birdwatching
    BLS
    Blue Jay
    Blue Pill
    BSB
    Butter Face
    BTW
    Cash and Dash
    CBJ
    CC Rider
    CD
    CDS
    CFS
    CG
    CH
    CIM
    CL
    CMD
    CMT
    COB
    Cowgirl
    Cover
    Cuising
    Cups of Coffee
    D&D FREE
    Daddy
    DATO
    DATY
    DDP
    Dodge
    Doggie
    Donation
    Doubles
    DDE
    DDG
    DFK
    Digits
    DIY
    DP
    DT
    ECR
    EOM
    Escort
    Extraball
    Facial
    FBSM
    Fire and Ice
    FIV
    FKK
    FOB
    FOV
    French
    French Kiss
    FS
    Get Brain
    Get Comfortable
    GFE
    GG
    GND
    Greek
    GS
    GSM
    Happy Ending
    Hardwood Floors
    Hat
    HDH
    HJ
    HH
    HM
    HME
    HWP
    Hooker
    IMHO
    Interpreter
    Italian
    ISO
    Kitty
    Lapdog
    LDL
    LE
    LT
    LTR
    L/S/A
    LK
    LOS
    Mamasan
    MBOT
    MBR
    Mileage
    MILF
    Mish
    Missionary
    Mohawk
    MP
    MP
    MSC
    MSOG
    NCT
    Non-pro
    NP
    NSA
    OWO
    OWOTC
    Papasan
    Party hat
    PE
    PIV
    PL
    PM
    PO
    PS
    PSE
    PSF
    PV
    RA
    Raincoat
    RB
    Rimming
    RMP
    ROB
    Reverse cowgirl
    Reverse massage
    Roman shower
    RPG
    Russian
    SC
    Self-service
    SF
    Shill
    Safe GFE
    SO
    SOG
    SOMF
    South of the border
    Southern france
    SP
    SPA
    Spanish
    Spinner
    STD
    Stroll
    SW
    TAMP
    Teabag
    TG
    TGTBT
    Tina
    TJ
    TL
    TLD
    Tossing salad
    Troll
    Trolling
    TOFTT
    TS
    TUMA
    TV
    UTF
    UTR
    WTF
    XOXO
    YMMV
    411
    420
    69
    $
    $$
    $$$
    $$$.5
    Outcall
    Two Call System
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    If you guessed more than a large percentage of the above cited list... YOU really should be doing other things with your time.

    Hahahaha!

    LOL.

    :-)

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    Did you guess?

    (Definitions provided below).

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    Last edited by Zagato; 7th October 2010 at 23:49.

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    How to read those Escort Ads -- An Update...

    Have you ever wondered... what all of those acronyms in the Escorts Ads REALLY mean?


    Definitions provided below.



    A-Level = 5 star
    AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
    ABC = american born chinese
    ABJ = american born japanese
    Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.
    AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
    Analingus = licking anus
    Asian = analingus
    Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
    ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
    ATF = all time favorite
    ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
    Attempts = trying to orgasm
    Aunt Flo = menstruation, period
    B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
    Babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
    Balloons = breast implants
    BB = bareback = without condom
    BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio
    BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
    BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
    BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
    BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit
    BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
    BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
    BBFS = bare back sex
    BBW = big beautiful woman
    BCD = behind closed doors
    BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
    BF = boy friend
    BFE = boy friend experience
    BS = ball shaving
    Birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
    BLS = ball licking and sucking
    Blue Jay = blow job
    Blue pill = Viagra
    BSB = bus stop babe
    Butter face = everything looks good, but her face
    BTW = by the way
    Cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs
    CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
    CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
    CD = cross dresser
    CDS = covered doggy style
    CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
    CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
    CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
    CIM = cum in mouth
    CL = craigslist.org
    CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
    CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
    COB = Cum On Body (Back, Bum, Boobs/breasts/etc... no including face as that would be COF or mouth CIM)
    Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
    Cover = condom
    Cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers
    Cups of Coffee = releases = orgasms
    D&D FREE = Disease and Drug free
    Daddy = something a girl might call her boyfriend or the guy fucking her (see the Urban Dictionary for more terms)
    DATO = dining at the o = analingus
    DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
    DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
    Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA
    Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
    Donation = payment
    Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
    DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
    DDG = drop dead gorgeous
    DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
    Digits = fingering
    DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
    DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl
    DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth
    ECR = el camino real
    EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
    Escort = a temporary companion for hire (for sex or sexual services - not a dinner date)
    Extraball = Multiple releases (same as MSOG)
    Facial = cumming on partner's face
    FBSM = full body sensual massage
    Fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
    FIV = finger in vagina
    FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
    FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
    FOV = finger outside vagina
    French = BJ
    French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
    FS = full service = BJ + Sex
    Get Brain = blow job
    Get Comfortable = get completely naked
    GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
    GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor
    GND = girl next door
    Greek = anal sex, back door
    GS = golden shower = urination play
    GSM = g-spot massage
    Happy Ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
    Hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
    Hat = condom
    HDH = high dollar hottie
    HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
    HH = half hour
    HM = high mileage
    HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
    HWP = height and weight proportionate
    Hooker = prostitute
    IMHO = in my humble opinion
    Interpreter = condom
    Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
    ISO = in search of
    Kitty = vagina
    Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
    LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
    LE = ellie = law enforcement
    LT = (Long Time; Usually overnight)
    LTR = (Long term relationship)
    L/S/A = Looks/Service/Attitude
    LK = light kissing, closed mouth
    LOS = land of smiles = Thailand
    Mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
    MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club
    MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
    Mileage = service level you receive, "I got lots of mileage from that SP" or your Mileage may vary (YMMV)
    MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
    Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
    Missionary = man on top, girl on back
    Mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
    MP = massage parlor
    MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
    MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
    MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
    NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club
    Non-Pro = not a professional provider
    NP = no problem
    NSA = no strings attached
    OWO = oral without condom
    OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
    Papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
    Party hat = condom
    PE = Penis Enlargement
    PIV = penis in vagina
    PL = Pathetic Loser
    PM = Prostate massage
    PO = phone operator (for making appointments)
    PS = private show (Dance)
    PSE = Porn Star Experience
    PSF = Pornstar finish - cum on SP (Face/back/tits)
    PV = private viewing (Dance)
    RA = relaxation assistant
    Raincoat = condom
    RB = myredbook.com
    Rimming = analingus
    RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
    ROB = Rip Off Bitch
    Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
    Reverse massage = you massage her
    Roman shower = vomit play
    RPG = role playing games
    Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
    SC = Strip Club
    Self-Service = you masturbate
    SF = San Francisco
    Shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer (The MOD here hates these do DO NOT DO IT YOU WILL BE CAUGHT!)
    Safe GFE = Safe girlfriend experience. Generally accepted to be GFE but with CBJ Instead of BBBJ
    SO = significant other
    SOG = shot on goal = one release
    SOMF = sat on my face
    South of the Border = gential region
    Southern France = BBBJ
    SP = Service Provider
    SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
    Spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
    Spinner = very petite, thin girl
    STD = sexually transmitted disease
    Stroll = path frequented by street walkers
    SW = street walker
    TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
    Teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
    TG = transgender
    TGTBT = too good to be true
    Tina = crystal meth
    TJ = Tijuana
    TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
    TLD = topless lap dance
    Tossing Salad = analingus
    Troll = rude and hideous PL
    Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
    TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
    TS = transexual
    TUMA = tongue up my ass
    TV = transvestite
    UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ
    UTR = under the radar
    WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this)
    XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
    YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
    411 = seeking information
    420 = 4:20 = marijuana
    69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time
    $ = $100
    $$ = $200
    $$$ = $300
    $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
    Outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room.
    Two Call System = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

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    Last edited by Zagato; 7th October 2010 at 08:35.

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